‘The NHS turns you into a filthy socialist pig and then kills you’, and other lies made up by loonies

Let me just start by saying I know full well that I’m preaching to the choir here, and the people who would most likely benefit from reading this never will. I suppose I have to accept this, because it’s not going to change (I mean, HAVE YOU SEEN these people?), but I’m going to talk about this anyway, because MY GOD.

First of all, it’s nice that Americans who know absolutely nothing about how the NHS works are saying they’d be dead if they lived in England right now, because clearly the NHS is just so evil that it’s impossible to actually LIVE in a place where it exists. And they know this from… watching the news? And this knowledge is enough for them to know that an NHS type system would cause the US to implode.

I don’t profess to know everything about the NHS, and I certainly don’t profess to know everything about the American system. I also don’t know everything about politics. What I do know is that while the NHS is not perfect, it’s a damn sight better than anything going on in America. And I don’t just pretend to know, I do know, because I’ve experienced both.

In the US, I had a great doctor. However, seeing that doctor was a hassle. I would wait anywhere from 30minutes to an hour and a half past my actual appointment time to see the actual doctor. I would have to order my prescriptions online if I wanted the best deal, because that’s how my insurance company did things. And medicine was still expensive anyway. I had to pay more to see the gyno, and more again for birth control. I spent a particularly dreadful two and a half hours on the phone with my insurance company one day when I was a freshman in college because I needed to find out what I had to do in order to get an xray on my sprained ankle at the hospital because that hospital was not in the town where my permanent address was. I managed to get an EGD done on my upper digestive tract right before my dad’s insurance ran out on me. The procedure cleared me of any problems, but the same insurance company denied me when I reapplied independently. As did a bunch of others. I ended up with crappy worldwide insurance with a  deductible of about $10,000 and a pre-approval policy, which basically all means it was absolutely useless. And this was at age 22. If I was being rejected then, god knows how I’d get insurance at 30, 40, or 50.

Now. In the UK, I registered with a General Practitioner, and I can go see him or anyone in the practice he works in at any time. I never wait longer than 15 minutes past my appointment time. I can make an appointment to speak over the phone if it’s more convenient. I can talk to nurses on the phone 24 hours a day, 7 days a week on NHS 24 if I have a problem out of hours. And I can even get an out of hours care appointment at a local hospital if I have a problem on a Friday night that’s not an emergency but is not something I want to wait til Monday to resolve. I pay £4 for any prescription I need. Except birth control. That’s all free. I can go to confidential sexual and women’s health clinics for advice and care from a gynecologist whenever I want. That’s free too. I can, if unfortunately necessary, go to the emergency room without even thinking about how much it’s all going to cost, because there are no bills. They just do what they need to do.

What does this give me? Massive peace of mind. I have a few minor niggling health issues that are under control because I can go to the doctor, talk about them, and treat them without worrying if I can afford it. If I lived in the US, this would be a problem. Not only because of money, but because of the stress associated with the cost and annoyance.

I also have the option of private insurance for hospital cover, which I do have. So contrary to what some might believe, you are not simply limited to the NHS. You can pay for more.  It’s not entirely necessary, but for £20 a month, I can guarantee that if something awful like cancer should arise, I don’t have to worry about NHS wait times (which again, are not perfect, but do exist). My insurance is with BUPA, and when I call them, they answer all my questions, they explain anything I’m unsure of, and there’s no ridiculous bullshit. they do exclude pre-existing conditions, but I don’t really have to worry about that, because it’s all covered by the NHS.

I pay a lot of tax, just like everyone, but this gives me access to these services. It also gives the unemployed, homeless, and everyone else access to these services. Anyone can go to the doctor. There is nothing standing between anyone in this country and a healthcare appointment except for stubbornness. And that’s just a personal problem.

All these Americans who don’t understand why government healthcare is a good idea? I can only imagine that they’re rich and must really enjoy being dicked around on the phone for hours by their insurance companies. Oh and they probably don’t have any pre-existing conditions. At all.

Also, the only logical conclusion I can make about you if you don’t believe everyone should be entitled to healthcare is that you’re kind of an asshole. How can you live with yourself as a human being? I can sort of understand your position if you don’t want to pay towards the pot that feeds the benefit/welfare system — I don’t agree with you, but I can see your point. But not contributing to the greater health of humanity and, as a result being ok with the fact that some people ultimately die because they don’t even get basic care? You’re entitled to your opinion as an American, but so am I. Asshole.

If opponents of government healthcare want to debate the point, they’re more than welcome. But can they not do it like civilised human beings and make points that are actually based in truth? These people are whining like two-year-olds, and frankly, it’s embarrassing.

The state of American healthcare is a very big part of the reason I can’t see myself ever living there again. These crazies I’m seeing on TV, who have now dragged the UK into the debate, are making me want to stay away even more. Sorry Mom, Dad, family, and friends, I love the US, and I love you, but the place doesn’t look too appealing just now. I’ll take my evil NHS over the lunatics and their protests any day.

*Disclaimer: I don’t actually have any problem with Socialists. I do not think they are filthy. I also do not think pigs are filthy. In fact, pigs are quite smart, clean, and wonderful, and I would like one as a pet.